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[spatch]

Here are some things that I have seen.

• Twenty-two columns standing around a Myst-like reflecting pool (find the twisty widget and get the blue page!) in the middle of a meadow
  
• Bonsai trees and special rocks with bases built out of precious materials just for each rock
  
• A slightly mildewed copy of Dave Barry's Greatest Hits
  
• A grumpy lion wearing a pink ribbon
  
• Really bad-smelling plant-like things
  
• A British visitor eating her first, and possibly last, Twinkie
  
• A diner jukebox that played "My Girl" approximately seventy times in a row, and it wasn't our fault
  
• Boxwood! Boxwood! Boxwood!
  
• A short bus farm
  
• Three cats
  
• Four good a cappella singers in the midst of quite a few mediocre ones
  
• A car with a JESUS fish parked next to a car with a DARWIN fish and it looked like they were gonna bite each other
  
• Really really really really bad eggs
  
• Worrisome British candy
  
• The Unicorn Dance, performed for the benefit of tourists
  
• The Fuck Off Dance, performed for the benefit of others
  
• Someone with his shirt off who should not have had his shirt off
  
• lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of nametags
  
• stuff and things
  

There. That should do it.

Comments

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

So who had the shirt off? I must know, for future reference.

[sarcasma.livejournal.com]

Ribbon!

[sandrylene.livejournal.com]

"Greek" did, lords and ladies help us. And I saw it. Lucky me.

[spatch]

Well, to be sure, the reason he should have been wearing a shirt was that he was in a room where shirt-wearing was pretty much mandatory. Just so's you know.

[clickie]

Also, because EW. And I was hoping that he wouldn't come back. I am a bitch.