Corey Feldman swum in and out of detox clinics and appeared a year and a half ago on the "Surreal Life" reality show, hobnobbing with big-name celebrities like Emmanuel Lewis, MC Hammer and Jerri from Survivor: The Australian Outback.
Curse you for making me face the bitter harshness of reality!
Why couldn't you have told me he'd, I dunno retired from the hubub and used his movie millions to open a home for tiny one-eyed kittens or something? Like I'd ever have known otherwise!
I guess I was mistaken. I had confused "detox" with "beatification after single-handedly saving over 200 one-eyed kittens from a brush fire while single-handedly fighting off Moon Nazis" and "appearing on a reality show" with "living in a farmhouse just outside Minneapolis."
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Date: 2004-04-28 11:46 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-04-28 12:06 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-04-28 02:20 pm (UTC)*gasp*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh
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Date: 2004-04-29 10:20 am (UTC)a pop culture reference by Spatch I actually got the first time round!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Also, whatever happened to Corey Feldman? He was kinda cute...
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Date: 2004-04-29 11:01 am (UTC)Some stories don't have happy endings.
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Date: 2004-04-30 10:25 am (UTC)Curse you for making me face the bitter harshness of reality!
Why couldn't you have told me he'd, I dunno retired from the hubub and used his movie millions to open a home for tiny one-eyed kittens or something? Like I'd ever have known otherwise!
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Date: 2004-04-30 10:54 am (UTC)