CREEPY PICTURES MAKE THE WORLD GO 'ROUND

[spatch]

And it looks like some enterprising young student from St. Andrews has fashioned themselves a brilliant face morphing Java applet. Just plop in a picture of your face, set some parameters, and watch it make you look as if you were really old, or a different race, or as seen through the eyes of various artists throughout time.

With that in mind, here's the "normal" picture I fed it.



You cannot see why I am so sad; I am holding a box of "Oatmeal for Women" and am very sad that I am unable to have a delicious bowlful because, see, it's for women. Them's the jokes, folks. Anyway.




Oh snap I'm Al Sharpton


No, wait, I mean Al Pacino


This one's actually pretty cool.


(some shit about cherry blossoms, girlfriends, bento boxes and a world with no traffic accidents goes here)


Not too bad.


Thanks for the liver spots, Boticelli!


Whoa, if this is what I have to look forward to... (I also call this the "Oxycontin Theft Mugshot" picture.)


Looks like I can now run for public office, too.


And this one'll haunt my nightmares for a while. Seriously, what the hell.

Comments

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

1. is a Spatch
2. AAAARGH
3. AAAAAARGH
4. the "reached the final episode on the last disc of the Matlock DVD box-set" face
5. AAAAAAAAARGH-kun
6. buh?
7. ooh, tragic
8. AAAARGH
9. AH HA HA HA AAAAARGH
10. *whimper*