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And it looks like some enterprising young student from St. Andrews has fashioned themselves a brilliant face morphing Java applet. Just plop in a picture of your face, set some parameters, and watch it make you look as if you were really old, or a different race, or as seen through the eyes of various artists throughout time.

With that in mind, here's the "normal" picture I fed it.

You cannot see why I am so sad; I am holding a box of "Oatmeal for Women" and am very sad that I am unable to have a delicious bowlful because, see, it's for women. Them's the jokes, folks. Anyway.

Oh snap I'm Al Sharpton

No, wait, I mean Al Pacino

This one's actually pretty cool.

(some shit about cherry blossoms, girlfriends, bento boxes and a world with no traffic accidents goes here)

Not too bad.

Thanks for the liver spots, Boticelli!

Whoa, if this is what I have to look forward to... (I also call this the "Oxycontin Theft Mugshot" picture.)

Looks like I can now run for public office, too.

And this one'll haunt my nightmares for a while. Seriously, what the hell.

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hemlock-martini.livejournal.com

1. is a Spatch
2. AAAARGH
3. AAAAAARGH
4. the "reached the final episode on the last disc of the Matlock DVD box-set" face
5. AAAAAAAAARGH-kun
6. buh?
7. ooh, tragic
8. AAAARGH
9. AH HA HA HA AAAAARGH
10. *whimper*

tyopsqueene.livejournal.com

Oh I am so freaked out.

1) I make a reasonably cute man. Although I think I look just a little like a young Kiefer Sutherland. Weerie. Maybe I'm more Donald.

2) even freakier than that, me as an "old" person is the near spit of my mum. really. Except she's not so grumpy. Eeeek!

abbetaka.livejournal.com

May I repeat: freaky. Not looking at that last one any more, ever.

I looked through my extra most recent pix and just picked one but it wasn't full-face-on. The results were eh. I rather liked the MUCHA one though. Made me feel like art.

It's cute but in the creepy way. You'll just have to trust me, since when I say save it says cannot connect to server.

spatch

I had to get the pictures by capturing screenshots of the applet. Hooray for fun workarounds!

Yah, I actually started doing screenshots too, but now I REALLY MUST LEAVE and go love the driving rain. dot dot dot

So how about this:

Vaguely bad pic:

w/ Mucha morph:

w/ Modigliani morph:

I look kinda like a sad bitch in all of 'em! Whee. Most of the morphs didn't work very well at all with that particular pic. Go fig! Here's something weird - in the second one, the wall behind me suddenly looks like the wall at my ballet studio I attended as a child. Don't ask me why, it just does. Maybe I was tripping a lot as a child?

Yknow what else I like? Photoshop filters I don't understand. Endless entertainment. OK solike I'm uh er - off to work now!

PS. My level of fluffy goes up and down but I am not quite as pudgy as I look in that photo. Swear to god. Not *quite*.

Actually I think I want my next glasses to be like the ones in the 3rd pic. With a frame that goes down my nose! Except that I'd have to become significantly less almost-symmetrical than I am in order for those lenses to actually improve my vision. Damn & drat.

tansu.livejournal.com

Julian Cope.

ctartchick.livejournal.com

" . . .and a world with no traffic accidents . . ."

Gamara vs. Zigra, correct? As Crow so aptly put it, "What is it with this kid and traffic accidents?"