CREEPY PICTURES MAKE THE WORLD GO 'ROUND

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And it looks like some enterprising young student from St. Andrews has fashioned themselves a brilliant face morphing Java applet. Just plop in a picture of your face, set some parameters, and watch it make you look as if you were really old, or a different race, or as seen through the eyes of various artists throughout time.

With that in mind, here's the "normal" picture I fed it.



You cannot see why I am so sad; I am holding a box of "Oatmeal for Women" and am very sad that I am unable to have a delicious bowlful because, see, it's for women. Them's the jokes, folks. Anyway.




Oh snap I'm Al Sharpton


No, wait, I mean Al Pacino


This one's actually pretty cool.


(some shit about cherry blossoms, girlfriends, bento boxes and a world with no traffic accidents goes here)


Not too bad.


Thanks for the liver spots, Boticelli!


Whoa, if this is what I have to look forward to... (I also call this the "Oxycontin Theft Mugshot" picture.)


Looks like I can now run for public office, too.


And this one'll haunt my nightmares for a while. Seriously, what the hell.

Comments

Re: me me me

[abbetaka.livejournal.com]

Yah, I actually started doing screenshots too, but now I REALLY MUST LEAVE and go love the driving rain. dot dot dot

So how about this:

Vaguely bad pic:


w/ Mucha morph:


w/ Modigliani morph:


I look kinda like a sad bitch in all of 'em! Whee. Most of the morphs didn't work very well at all with that particular pic. Go fig! Here's something weird - in the second one, the wall behind me suddenly looks like the wall at my ballet studio I attended as a child. Don't ask me why, it just does. Maybe I was tripping a lot as a child?

Yknow what else I like? Photoshop filters I don't understand. Endless entertainment. OK solike I'm uh er - off to work now!

PS. My level of fluffy goes up and down but I am not quite as pudgy as I look in that photo. Swear to god. Not *quite*.

Re: me me me

[abbetaka.livejournal.com]

Actually I think I want my next glasses to be like the ones in the 3rd pic. With a frame that goes down my nose! Except that I'd have to become significantly less almost-symmetrical than I am in order for those lenses to actually improve my vision. Damn & drat.

Re: me me me

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The last one has an Anjelica Huston-in-Royal Tenenbaums thing going for it, and that ain't a bad thing at-all.