Housemate Needed! 12/1 or sooner

Tis sad, but pheromone is moving out of the Hall of Justice at the end of November, and with her, all sorts of coolness and stuff. This means that Abbie the Cat is now looking for a third person to bother besides me and ratatosk, and maybe you're it or you know someone who's it. The details of it all are below:

If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Rosy cheeks, no warts
Play games, all sorts

You must be kind, you must be witty
Very sweet and fairly pretty
Take us on outings, give us treats
Sing songs, bring sweets

Never be cross or cruel
Never give us castor oil or gruel
Love us as a son and daughter
And never smell of barley water

If you won't scold and dominate us
We will never give you cause to hate us
We won't hide your spectacles so you can't see
Put toads in your bed or pepper in your tea

Hurry, Nanny, many thanks

Sincerely,
Jane and Michael Banks

Wait, that's the wrong one.

( Here it is! )

Abbie would also tolerate a second cat, if you have one, provided it plays well with others.

Let me know if you know of someone who would love this opportunity. It really is an awesome house, amazing location and we love it a lot, and we would enjoy continuing to love it with a brand-new housemate. You may even be able to move in halfway through November with pro-rated rent, but we'll discuss that if need be. Feel free to reply here or to rnoyes (at) gmail (doot) com.

Universal Truths of Life #489

TINY
Wayne! How you doin'?

WAYNE CAMPBELL
Hey Tiny, who's playing today?

TINY
Jolly Green Giants, and the Shitty Beatles.

WAYNE CAMPBELL
Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?

TINY
They suck!

WAYNE CAMPBELL
Then it's not just a clever name.

Actually, I wanted to ask you a favor and help me confirm that Ballroom Blitz is one of the best things to have come out of the 70s Glam Rock scene EVAR.

Or we could just have a Wayne's World quotefest. Your call.