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TINY
Wayne! How you doin'?

WAYNE CAMPBELL
Hey Tiny, who's playing today?

TINY
Jolly Green Giants, and the Shitty Beatles.

WAYNE CAMPBELL
Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?

TINY
They suck!

WAYNE CAMPBELL
Then it's not just a clever name.
Actually, I wanted to ask you a favor and help me confirm that Ballroom Blitz is one of the best things to have come out of the 70s Glam Rock scene EVAR.

Or we could just have a Wayne's World quotefest. Your call.

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Date: 2006-10-25 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cursethedark.livejournal.com
Jeez, I haven't seen Wayne's World in years. I was never the biggest fan of it, but I think I'd probably like it more now.

We're in...Delaware.

Date: 2006-10-25 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lixie.livejournal.com
There is no wrong here. Ballroom Blitz, Tia Carrere, post-adolescent scandalicious Rob Lowe and "I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was really bored."

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Date: 2006-10-25 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kpht.livejournal.com
Is it a severed head? If it's a severed head I'll be very upset.

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Date: 2006-10-26 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kpht.livejournal.com
I think we should go now...

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Date: 2006-10-25 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravenword.livejournal.com
My bf and I are going as Wayne and Garth for Halloween, even though WE'RE NOT WORTHY!

A question for the ages: Wayne Campbell, or Bruce Campbell?

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Date: 2006-10-25 12:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zmook.livejournal.com
Oooh, oooh, I know! Bruce Campbell. Gotta be Bruce Campbell, right? If Chins Could Kill? Tell me it's Bruce Campbell.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-10-25 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mschlock.livejournal.com
I can't look at a Dixie cup without saying, "If you're gonna spew, spew in this."

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Date: 2006-10-25 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ungratefulninja.livejournal.com
So awesome. It came up on the radio in $CHEZ_PIZZA and I stayed around to listen.

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Date: 2006-10-25 12:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grumqa.livejournal.com
I like most of the album.

Stay away from the uninspired Krokus version.

If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor

Date: 2006-10-25 01:01 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
...he'd be pralines...and dick.

Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?

Date: 2006-10-25 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chanaleh.livejournal.com
"Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets."

"Okay, pop quiz. Cassandra is not interested in Benjamin because... A: Chicks think he's handsome, B: Has cool car, C: Has lots of cash, D: Has no visible scars, E: Does not live with parents...."
"Okay, how about, F: You're a gimp!"

Re: Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?

Date: 2006-10-25 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chanaleh.livejournal.com
"Yes, Pete, it is. In fact, it's pronounced 'Mili-wa-kay' which is Algonquin for 'the good land'."

**

"'Daily reminder, Thursday: Purchase feeble public access cable show, and exploit it.' Gee, I feel sorry for whoever *that* is."

**

"Or imagine, being able to be magically whisked away to... Delaware. [beat]Hi. We're in... Delaware."

(no subject)

Date: 2006-10-25 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hemlock-martini.livejournal.com
"I don't even have AHHH gun, much less multiple guns, which would necessitate a gun...RACK."
From: (Anonymous)
All true, though the Crucial Taunt version of that song is still pretty lame.

(no subject)

Date: 2006-10-25 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Once again ... forgot to sign ...

Noah

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Date: 2006-10-25 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dskasak.livejournal.com
"...it sucks as it cuts."
"It certainly does suck!"

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Date: 2006-10-26 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antiquated-tory.livejournal.com
Well I've never seen the movie and now I'm going to have to download itbuy the DVD.

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