Universal Truths of Life #489

[spatch]

TINY
Wayne! How you doin'?

WAYNE CAMPBELL
Hey Tiny, who's playing today?

TINY
Jolly Green Giants, and the Shitty Beatles.

WAYNE CAMPBELL
Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?

TINY
They suck!

WAYNE CAMPBELL
Then it's not just a clever name.

Actually, I wanted to ask you a favor and help me confirm that Ballroom Blitz is one of the best things to have come out of the 70s Glam Rock scene EVAR.

Or we could just have a Wayne's World quotefest. Your call.

Comments

[cursethedark.livejournal.com]

Jeez, I haven't seen Wayne's World in years. I was never the biggest fan of it, but I think I'd probably like it more now.

We're in...Delaware.

[lixie.livejournal.com]

There is no wrong here. Ballroom Blitz, Tia Carrere, post-adolescent scandalicious Rob Lowe and "I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was really bored."

[kpht.livejournal.com]

Is it a severed head? If it's a severed head I'll be very upset.

[ravenword.livejournal.com]

My bf and I are going as Wayne and Garth for Halloween, even though WE'RE NOT WORTHY!

A question for the ages: Wayne Campbell, or Bruce Campbell?

[mschlock.livejournal.com]

I can't look at a Dixie cup without saying, "If you're gonna spew, spew in this."

[ungratefulninja.livejournal.com]

So awesome. It came up on the radio in $CHEZ_PIZZA and I stayed around to listen.

[grumqa.livejournal.com]

I like most of the album.

Stay away from the uninspired Krokus version.

If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor

[(Anonymous)]

...he'd be pralines...and dick.

Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?

[chanaleh.livejournal.com]

"Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets."

"Okay, pop quiz. Cassandra is not interested in Benjamin because... A: Chicks think he's handsome, B: Has cool car, C: Has lots of cash, D: Has no visible scars, E: Does not live with parents...."
"Okay, how about, F: You're a gimp!"

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

"I don't even have AHHH gun, much less multiple guns, which would necessitate a gun...RACK."

Rob and I saw that movie three times in the theatres ... never did dress up though.

[(Anonymous)]

All true, though the Crucial Taunt version of that song is still pretty lame.

[dskasak.livejournal.com]

"...it sucks as it cuts."
"It certainly does suck!"

[antiquated-tory.livejournal.com]

Well I've never seen the movie and now I'm going to have to download itbuy the DVD.