Universal Truths of Life #489

[spatch]

TINY
Wayne! How you doin'?

WAYNE CAMPBELL
Hey Tiny, who's playing today?

TINY
Jolly Green Giants, and the Shitty Beatles.

WAYNE CAMPBELL
Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?

TINY
They suck!

WAYNE CAMPBELL
Then it's not just a clever name.

Actually, I wanted to ask you a favor and help me confirm that Ballroom Blitz is one of the best things to have come out of the 70s Glam Rock scene EVAR.

Or we could just have a Wayne's World quotefest. Your call.

Comments

Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?

[chanaleh.livejournal.com]

"Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets."

"Okay, pop quiz. Cassandra is not interested in Benjamin because... A: Chicks think he's handsome, B: Has cool car, C: Has lots of cash, D: Has no visible scars, E: Does not live with parents...."
"Okay, how about, F: You're a gimp!"

Re: Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?

[spatch]

Camera 1, Camera 2.
Camera 1, Camera 2.

Re: Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?

[chanaleh.livejournal.com]

"Yes, Pete, it is. In fact, it's pronounced 'Mili-wa-kay' which is Algonquin for 'the good land'."

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"'Daily reminder, Thursday: Purchase feeble public access cable show, and exploit it.' Gee, I feel sorry for whoever *that* is."

**

"Or imagine, being able to be magically whisked away to... Delaware. [beat]Hi. We're in... Delaware."

Re: Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?

[spatch]

"Yes, Pete, it is. In fact, it's pronounced 'Mili-wa-kay' which is Algonquin for 'the good land'."

"I did not know that."