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Well, it's spring again, and that means once more Lowell Street smells ... well, nobody's able to put their finger on exactly what it smells like, but we all agree it's rather raunchy.

O dogwood tree, O dogwood tree
Your flowers reek so flagrantly
  From April til the end of May
  You stink like something I can't say
O dogwood tree, O dogwood tree
Assaulting my olfactory


Additionally, the 90 bus shall forever after be known as Bartleby The Bus for its brilliant refusal to run at 1 today. The 1:30 bus driver said "Well, there just wasn't a 1:00 bus from Davis today." So apparently the 1:00 bus just chose not to run. Is this not some kind of wonderful world, when one must rely on a bus service that, on beautiful days, just up and chooses not to happen? I'm sure Bartleby had a great time lounging about the bus yards, taking in the sun, eating chocolates and getting a good whiff of the dogwoods.

Ah Bartleby! Ah humanity!

Hey! Dogwoods don't smell!

Date: 2005-04-30 07:11 am (UTC)
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Well, they don't. I think your stinky tree is the one that I can't identify; does it have clusters of white blossoms? That tree is truly stinky.

I love dogwoods. I will not hear them defamed!

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