spatch

The nearest Perkins to me is 193 miles away.

OH THE HUMANITY

From:

lindito.livejournal.com

the perkins in shamokin dam was far better than the one in bloom.

we used to go to the one in lewisburg to taunt the fucksmell, erm bucknell, students.

the closest perkins to me is something like eight thousand miles away.

YOU LOSE. FATALITY.

From:

spatch

I never had to go as far as Shamokin, though I did tend to hit the Perkins in Danville on the Sunday after each Phall Phun Phest, but of course I'd always hit the place right after the after-church crowds showed up.