IOC BID RHETORIC SHOWCASE!

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London: We're united as a country over our love for sport, and our vision is to help young people get involved in sport and improve their lives.

Paris: Hey! You can trust us! The city of Paris and the nation of France! Seriously! Okay?

New York: 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 8/11 WAIT I MEANT 9/11

And that's the news! Now back to the Missing White Girl Network.

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Re: Forgive me, but:

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Well, at least now we don't have to argue, Americans and Others, over the date form.