on the occasion of the 30th anniversary

[spatch]

When suppertime came, the old cook came on deck, sayin "Fellas, it's too rough to feed ya."
At 7 PM, a main hatchway caved in, he said "Fellas, it's been good to know ya."

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[spatch]

And the cook's just so laconic about it. If anything, he seems more perturbed by the fact that dinner was a wash than by the fact that the ship's going down.