burning questions

[spatch]

So who built all those ramps around Hazzard County anyway? Am I to reasonably expect that the Department of Transportation fast-tracked a road improvement project that included wooden ramps built at convenient spots over each creek and gulley? Wouldn't Boss Hogg realize this only hinders his plans and order their demolition?

And what's the deal with airplane food?

Comments

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

It's Boss Hog using the Japanese model of pointless, continual construction projects all over Hazzard County to keep employment levels inflated and the local Yakuza-controlled construction firms satisfied. Because there's tons of Yakuza in the backwoods of whatever bumfuck idiot state that the Dukes Of Hazzard is set in; everybody knows that.

[spatch]

That's why the Duke Boys never used guns, only katana.

[spwebdesign.livejournal.com]

This is the Japanese model, not the Massachusetts model???

[revolution724.livejournal.com]

I grew up in that bumfuck state. I get to pick on it. You - watch it.