WOMAN SPOUTS BABY

[spatch]

WOMAN SPOUTS BABY



This was a five minute graphical jobberooni, at least, once the names were worked out. This was the only "classic" spider map I could find that was even remotely good-looking. And that was before I got to it.

Comments

[hotpoint.livejournal.com]

Have you ever seen The Great Bear?

I'm already checking out names for stations on the "Inner Glee Extension"/"Nineteen Leering Sox": Quasar Bell, Lowest Teller, Germans Quail, and of course Shredded Milfoil (or is that Moldered Lid Fish?).

[sandrylene.livejournal.com]

This is awesome. Especially "my celtic gnome lou." I'm just sad that I don't live off the inner glee.

[antikythera.livejournal.com]

Okay, that's it, I have to do the Toronto one now...

[markm.livejournal.com]

Dude. I'll take the Oral Engine to Teen Regrets please.

Also, BEER TRAIN!

[farwing.livejournal.com]

This is awesome! :)

[gilana]

I live in Divas. Too true...

This so needs to be a T-shirt.

[androidqueen.livejournal.com]

oh, wait, i get it. cute.

[acsumama.livejournal.com]

Spatch is my hero.

[spatch]

I think that was one of the truest ones of the bunch. Besides MAN SHOT and the very New England THEAH.

[eeka13.livejournal.com]

WOW

[signsoflife.livejournal.com]

I would totally buy it as a t-shirt. Especially a long sleeve black t-shirt.

[ron_newman]

WINO CHANT is pretty much appropriate for that stop, too.

[lno.livejournal.com]

Whoah, that brings back memories.

Nice work!

[(Anonymous)]

I posted this on boston.metblogs.com here:

http://boston.metblogs.com/archives/2006/02/another_mbta_an.phtml

Great job!

Andreas
http://andreas.materns.com

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

Oh, *absolutely*. Me too.

[oonh.livejournal.com]

me three

[spatch]

I think it's about time to put out a call for a good graphic designer, I think...

[surrealestate.livejournal.com]

I love it! I love it!

(Though to nitpick, A Muss is before the split on the Eel Rind, not on the Tampa Tan branch. Thanks for giving me the chance to say that.)

[gnomi.livejournal.com]

This is absolutely brilliant.

[zsquirrelboy.livejournal.com]

Totally.

[spatch]

It seemed like fun to say, so I'm glad you got the chance.

Was there ever a time when A MUSS didn't serve both branches? That spider map is a bit old.

[ron_newman]

Yes, BEER TRAINs used to bypass A MUSS. This changed some time in the late 1980s.

[gilana]

What program did you do it in? Do you have a text list of the station names? I'll see what I can do...

[oonh.livejournal.com]

take the Eel Rind from Divas to Crowns on Twin Dogs, change to the Oral
Engine, get out at Taste Tester and wait for Wildebeere, get back
on Oral Engine at Taste Tester and get out at Torn Tin Oaths

[mdm-sosostris.livejournal.com]

Seriously, Spatch. Marry me.

By the way, uridium on my flist works for the MBTA. I had to send him this. Maybe we can convince him to start replacing the existing maps...