WOMAN SPOUTS BABY

[spatch]

WOMAN SPOUTS BABY



This was a five minute graphical jobberooni, at least, once the names were worked out. This was the only "classic" spider map I could find that was even remotely good-looking. And that was before I got to it.

Comments

[hotpoint.livejournal.com]

Have you ever seen The Great Bear?

I'm already checking out names for stations on the "Inner Glee Extension"/"Nineteen Leering Sox": Quasar Bell, Lowest Teller, Germans Quail, and of course Shredded Milfoil (or is that Moldered Lid Fish?).

[sandrylene.livejournal.com]

This is awesome. Especially "my celtic gnome lou." I'm just sad that I don't live off the inner glee.

[antikythera.livejournal.com]

Okay, that's it, I have to do the Toronto one now...

[markm.livejournal.com]

Dude. I'll take the Oral Engine to Teen Regrets please.

Also, BEER TRAIN!

[farwing.livejournal.com]

This is awesome! :)

[gilana]

I live in Divas. Too true...

This so needs to be a T-shirt.

[androidqueen.livejournal.com]

oh, wait, i get it. cute.

[acsumama.livejournal.com]

Spatch is my hero.

[eeka13.livejournal.com]

WOW

[ron_newman]

WINO CHANT is pretty much appropriate for that stop, too.

[lno.livejournal.com]

Whoah, that brings back memories.

Nice work!

[(Anonymous)]

I posted this on boston.metblogs.com here:

http://boston.metblogs.com/archives/2006/02/another_mbta_an.phtml

Great job!

Andreas
http://andreas.materns.com

[surrealestate.livejournal.com]

I love it! I love it!

(Though to nitpick, A Muss is before the split on the Eel Rind, not on the Tampa Tan branch. Thanks for giving me the chance to say that.)

[gnomi.livejournal.com]

This is absolutely brilliant.

[oonh.livejournal.com]

take the Eel Rind from Divas to Crowns on Twin Dogs, change to the Oral
Engine, get out at Taste Tester and wait for Wildebeere, get back
on Oral Engine at Taste Tester and get out at Torn Tin Oaths

[mdm-sosostris.livejournal.com]

Seriously, Spatch. Marry me.

By the way, uridium on my flist works for the MBTA. I had to send him this. Maybe we can convince him to start replacing the existing maps...

[couchtiger.livejournal.com]

Really funny. You should crosspost this to the b0st0n community, they'd get a kick out of it.

[nolly.livejournal.com]

bOING bOING is collectiong these, too -- send them a link

[(Anonymous)]

Sack ski!

Though I am sorry there wasn't room on the map for the stops I used to use when I lived in Nob sot -- New Fay and Wool Dong.

Miss Anna Mae Facho-Hitler

[tcb.livejournal.com]

it took me coming back to this one to actually catch on. that's totally awesome!

here's one for DC, nowhere near as cool, though. ;)

[mixedborder.livejournal.com]

This is hilarious!!

I'm having trouble deciphering "woman spouts baby," though. I can extract "subway" and "mbta" from it, but that leaves...spoon??

I figured out that printed liar stains=rapid transit lines, which keeps me from feeling like a TOTAL idiot, but...when someone tells me the answer, I'm sure I WILL feel like a total idiot.

[oneagain.livejournal.com]

This is hilarious. Kudos to the creator:)

[coraline]

sell quaker dna. wow.

[moonshadow.livejournal.com]

You rock my world.

[madfilkentist]

Wonderful! It's got me singing that classic song, "The Male Ion Chart."