LAMBIE PRESENTS: "WHY"

[spatch]

TODAY'S "WHY" IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY LAMBIE OF THE ANIMAL HAT GANG
WHICH IS WHY IT'S IN ALL CAPS
AND NOT JUST CAUSE I'M MANIC


OKAY GUYS
I'M NOT GOING TO GET INTO "WHY WAS THIS MOVIE GREENLIT" BECAUSE HONESTLY WE'RE BEYOND THAT AT THIS POINT
AND I KNOW NOBODY EVER WENT BROKE UNDERESTIMATING THE TASTE OF THE AMERICAN PUBLIC
BUT WHY WHY WHY
WHY IS IT CALLED "LARRY THE CABLE GUY: HEALTH INSPECTOR"
IF HE'S A CABLE GUY HE SHOULD BE CALLED LARRY THE CABLE GUY
IF HE'S A HEALTH INSPECTOR HE SHOULD BE CALLED LARRY THE HEALTH INSPECTOR
ACTUALLY I JUST WISH HE'D BE CALLED LARRY THE UNEMPLOYED GUY
THANK YOU AND I'LL TAKE MY ANSWER OFF THE AIR

Comments

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

It's okay, Lambie. It could be worse.

He could be starring in Snakes on a Plane.

[semer.livejournal.com]

WE GOT SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKIN' PLAAAANE!!!!

[jearl.livejournal.com]

it's good to see the Animal Hat Gang engaged in wholesome pursuits such as cultural commentary.

[glowkitty]

Some things are just best left unexplained, because the truth would only be more distressing.

[cursethedark.livejournal.com]

You know, I'd never quite made it to questioning the title. I was still at the point of questioning the existence of God, because surely He would have put a stop to something like this.

Goddamn Hollywood anyway.

[semer.livejournal.com]

Isn't there some bit about how he gave people free will (apparently to do stupid shit? :P)

[jimmystagger.livejournal.com]

I have this to say to Larry....

[sernin.livejournal.com]

GIT 'R DONE!

[dskasak.livejournal.com]

This movie makes me ask the same question as the Burger King:

[sarcasma.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. The words "Kid Rock..............Himself" are JUST the thing to make me rush out for opening weekend.

[mr-bad-example.livejournal.com]

Two observations:

A) Joanna Cassidy should have invested that Growing Pains money a little bit better.

2) I like how Larry the Cable Guy is in the number 22 position in the credits, below even Jerry Mathers.

[pseydtonne.livejournal.com]

Great icon! SaniTaco...

[giantfightbot.livejournal.com]

I overheard some of my coworkers asking each other if they were going to see this... thing.

And they wonder why I wear headphones a lot.

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