LAMBIE PRESENTS: "WHY"

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TODAY'S "WHY" IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY LAMBIE OF THE ANIMAL HAT GANG
WHICH IS WHY IT'S IN ALL CAPS
AND NOT JUST CAUSE I'M MANIC


OKAY GUYS
I'M NOT GOING TO GET INTO "WHY WAS THIS MOVIE GREENLIT" BECAUSE HONESTLY WE'RE BEYOND THAT AT THIS POINT
AND I KNOW NOBODY EVER WENT BROKE UNDERESTIMATING THE TASTE OF THE AMERICAN PUBLIC
BUT WHY WHY WHY
WHY IS IT CALLED "LARRY THE CABLE GUY: HEALTH INSPECTOR"
IF HE'S A CABLE GUY HE SHOULD BE CALLED LARRY THE CABLE GUY
IF HE'S A HEALTH INSPECTOR HE SHOULD BE CALLED LARRY THE HEALTH INSPECTOR
ACTUALLY I JUST WISH HE'D BE CALLED LARRY THE UNEMPLOYED GUY
THANK YOU AND I'LL TAKE MY ANSWER OFF THE AIR

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[sarcasma.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. The words "Kid Rock..............Himself" are JUST the thing to make me rush out for opening weekend.