Great Moments In Restraint, Vol. 264

[spatch]

She said "What's the population of the area we'll be staying in?"
I did not reply "Listen, lady, they're not all gonna be staying with you at once, so don't worry."

This calls for an I Was Good Cookie. minchminchminch

Comments

[ron_newman]

I'd guess it means "am I in the middle of nowhere or is there some place to eat and shop?"

[spatch]

She's staying at one of those all-inclusive resorts. My experience with those who stay at the resorts, especially ones that have sprung up in the midst of a third-world country (and Costa Rica still is very much third-world) is that they don't leave the friendly confines of the resort for anything except to jet back home.

So I'm not sure of her motives, but they certainly weren't scholarly.