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spatchDON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK
I'VE BEEN HERE FOR YEARS
Exhibit 1: In Which Tony Randall And Jack Klugman Massacre "You're So Vain" In Character
Exhibit 2: In Which Rolf Harris, Wobble Board And All, Buys A Stairway To Heaven (All together now!)
Exhibit 3: In Which Der Bingle Takes A Sad Song And Makes It Better
Exhibit 4: In Which Trent Reznor And George Clinton Had A Baby And They Named It Closer
Exhibit 5: Guess Who Is Covering The Beatles Here And Win A Shine Box, Which You Can Then Go Back To (aw, crap, did I give too much away?)
Addendum: If ever a song desperately cried out to be in a John Waters movie, this would be it.
I'VE BEEN HERE FOR YEARS
Exhibit 1: In Which Tony Randall And Jack Klugman Massacre "You're So Vain" In Character
Exhibit 2: In Which Rolf Harris, Wobble Board And All, Buys A Stairway To Heaven (All together now!)
Exhibit 3: In Which Der Bingle Takes A Sad Song And Makes It Better
Exhibit 4: In Which Trent Reznor And George Clinton Had A Baby And They Named It Closer
Exhibit 5: Guess Who Is Covering The Beatles Here And Win A Shine Box, Which You Can Then Go Back To (aw, crap, did I give too much away?)
Addendum: If ever a song desperately cried out to be in a John Waters movie, this would be it.
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My mother has requested that I render you unconscious.
Date: 2006-04-12 01:52 pm (UTC)