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[spatch]

1 package DayQuil
1 bag honey cough drops
1 bag vitamin C drops
1 bottle echinicneaceaceakecacacehajeaea
1 bag zinc lozenges
Water
Water that may or may not have tea with honey added to it
Your mom

I got the Fuck You Flu and I intend to kick it in the ribs so hard it coughs blood.


All I really need is just to keep my voice til Saturday. The rest can be improvised.

Comments

[spatch]

They've taken the pseudoephedrine out of the DayQuil. Now it's got phenylephrine, which as far as we know can't be turned into candy or puppies or something.

And even though I had no products that contained pseudoephedrine in them, CVS wouldn't let me ring my purchases up at the self-serve checkout. I waited in two 10-minute lines because of this. Thanks, meth heads!

[glowkitty]

That sucks. I guess I've never trusted those self-checkouts anyway.

I was able to get the pseudoephedrine kind yesterday (some of the store brands still have it - I should have noted it was "Select Brand Daytime Cough & Cold"), but I had to sign a log book and will my worldly possessions to UNICEF. And if I want more today, same drill. Man, $2.39 for a 12-count, 6-dose box. You used to be able to get a box of 48 for $4.99, but that's too dangerous now or something. Who knows what you will do with it?! Maybe get a big cold and stay in the house all week instead of trudging out and infecting society!

[ron_newman]

CVS has self-checkouts? I've seen and used them at Star Shaw's but not at CVS.