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[spatch]

Crazy crap afoot, cap'n.

Someone's gone and jumped off the Rowes Wharf rotunda this morning. Just happened about 30 minutes ago, according to the orker whose boyfriend works nearby. Said boyfriend can see the "cloth-covered body" and police all around. Hasn't hit either online newspaper sites yet, so you heard it here first.

THERE I REPORTED BREAKING NEWS, SO LONG, TRADITIONAL NEWSPAPERS, YOUR DAY IS DONE, I'M PART OF THE BLOGOPHSEPHERE2.0 NOW, WHO CARES ABOUT THE OTHER Ws THAT I MISSED?

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[reveritas.livejournal.com]

bow down, mainstream media

[spatch]

All "It seems that somebody's done something, somewhere, according to some dude" news, all the time!

[ron_newman]

Holy Sh*t

[prog.livejournal.com]

This reminds me of the "story" I saw on digg.com's front page yesterday that was basically "My friend? Who's an astronomer? Or something? Said that Mars is getting warmer! So the sun? Is getting hotter too? And that's why global warming." 782 Diggs

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

And here I read that as "Someone's gone and jumped over the Rowes Wharf rotunda (evel kenevel style) this morning." Then I read it again and was disappointed.

However, I have a new idea for David Blaine's next trick...