spatch

Crazy crap afoot, cap'n.

Someone's gone and jumped off the Rowes Wharf rotunda this morning. Just happened about 30 minutes ago, according to the orker whose boyfriend works nearby. Said boyfriend can see the "cloth-covered body" and police all around. Hasn't hit either online newspaper sites yet, so you heard it here first.

THERE I REPORTED BREAKING NEWS, SO LONG, TRADITIONAL NEWSPAPERS, YOUR DAY IS DONE, I'M PART OF THE BLOGOPHSEPHERE2.0 NOW, WHO CARES ABOUT THE OTHER Ws THAT I MISSED?