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THERE WERE DONUTS IN THE BREAK ROOM AND I GOT THE HOMER SIMPSON SPECIAL (BRIGHT PINK FROSTING AND SPRINKLES)

FURTHER BULLETINS AS EVENTS WARRANT





EDIT: I ATE THE DONUT AND IT WAS DELICIOUS, STAY WITH DERSPATCHEL.LIVEJOURNAL.COM FOR ALL YOUR LIVE, LOCAL DONUT COVERAGE

Comments

[arielblue.livejournal.com]

If you poop bright pink, don't say you weren't warned.

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I CAN'T WAIT TO POST ABOUT THAT ON THE INTERNET

[arielblue.livejournal.com]

YOU MEAN THE INTERBUTT

BUTT BUTT BUTT

[scout1222.livejournal.com]

I will be secretly pleased if you do.

THE REPORTER FROM SAN DIEGO WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF, WHILE INGESTING SAID DONUT YOU CLAIMED "MMMM....DONUTS" AND MADE A SLOBBERING SOUND.

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we have released the transcripts of the donut eating:


[10:41:22 AM] HEY GUYS CHECK IT OUT I GOT A DONUT
[10:41:57 AM] NROM NROM NROM NROM NROM
[10:42:13 AM] NOW I NEED A NAPKIN, THERE'S SPRINKLES EVERYWHERE