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THERE WERE DONUTS IN THE BREAK ROOM AND I GOT THE HOMER SIMPSON SPECIAL (BRIGHT PINK FROSTING AND SPRINKLES)

FURTHER BULLETINS AS EVENTS WARRANT





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I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY THE PREGGERS CONDITION OF MISS SPEARS BUT IF YOU LOOK TO YOUR LEFT YOU'LL SEE HER DROPPING HER NEW KID HEADFIRST ON THE PAVEMENT, REPEATEDLY