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[spatch]

THERE WERE DONUTS IN THE BREAK ROOM AND I GOT THE HOMER SIMPSON SPECIAL (BRIGHT PINK FROSTING AND SPRINKLES)

FURTHER BULLETINS AS EVENTS WARRANT





EDIT: I ATE THE DONUT AND IT WAS DELICIOUS, STAY WITH DERSPATCHEL.LIVEJOURNAL.COM FOR ALL YOUR LIVE, LOCAL DONUT COVERAGE

Comments

[antikythera.livejournal.com]

Ooo. Can I be the foreign donut correspondent? I'm Canadian. :D

[spatch]

ONLY IF YOU REPORT LIVE FROM TIM HORTON'S

[zrblm.livejournal.com]

HEY THEIR SOUR CREAM DONUTS ARE THE BOMB. AM I ALLOWED TO SAY "THE BOMB" WHEN I'M CANADIAN?

[platys.livejournal.com]

I CAN REPORT THAT TIM HORTON'S HAS FABULOUS MAPLE FROSTED DONUTS. I ATE ONE IN 2003.

[saint-buddha.livejournal.com]

THIS CORRESPONDENT IN WESTERN WASHINGTON STATE CAN REPORT THAT THERE ARE TIM HORTON'S IN THE DETROIT AREA SO YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO CROSS THE DMZ.