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[spatch]

WE INTERRUPT OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED INTERNET TO BRING YOU THIS SHOCKING EXPOSE OF BIRD-ON-BIRD VIOLENCE, SO RAMPANT IN OUR CITY

TWO BIRDS WERE SPOTTED FIGHTING OUTSIDE THE OFFICE BUILDING
WE THINK IT WAS OVER A GIRL OR SOMETHING
THE BIRDS WERE SHOOED AWAY BY THE RECEPTIONIST, BUT NOT BEFORE OUR INTREPID CAMERAPHONE-WIELDING REPORTER TOOK THIS EXCITING ACTION SHOT


OMG BIRD FIGHT
"They kept flying off when I tried to take a closer shot," our man on the scene reports.

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO USE OUR COMMENTS TO BLAME THE POLITICAL PARTY YOU LIKE LEAST FOR THIS CURRENT BIRD VIOLENCE TREND

Comments

[betweenstations.livejournal.com]

Is that FLIPPING THE BIRD Mister Spatch?!?

ISN'T THIS A FAMILY FRIENDLEE BL0G?

[spatch]

OUR OMBUDSMAN WILL POST AN APOLOGY TO THOSE EASILY SQUICKED OUT BY SUCH BRAZEN DISPLAYS IN TOMORROW'S ISSUE

[betweenstations.livejournal.com]

The HIPPIES are SQUICKED OUT by the OMBUDSMAN. Don't you mean OMBUDSPERSON?!

AND WHY DOESN'T THE OMBUDSPERSON SHARE THE BUD?

[kizlj.livejournal.com]

THERE WAS NO BIRD-BIRD VIOLENCE BACK IN THE '50S. I BLAME THE PINKO COMMIE LEZZIES FOR IT.

[antikythera.livejournal.com]

BREAKING NEWS: PIGEON/SEAGULL GANG WAR INSPIRED BY DONUT ON SIDEWALK

[tylerpistol.livejournal.com]

Oh, great icon!

"Is this something you can share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?"

[roup42.livejournal.com]

PERSONALLY I BLAME THE CORPORATIONS. FOR BEING CORPORATIONY.

[saint-buddha.livejournal.com]

I BLAME THE LIBERTARIANS FOR LETTING THIS BIRD FIGHT CONTINUE UNABATTED WITHOUT GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION!

[(Anonymous)]

Birds:

Get down to Texas so Dick Cheney can shoot you!

[archangelsk.livejournal.com]

...bunch of savages in this town.