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WE INTERRUPT OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED INTERNET TO BRING YOU THIS SHOCKING EXPOSE OF BIRD-ON-BIRD VIOLENCE, SO RAMPANT IN OUR CITY

TWO BIRDS WERE SPOTTED FIGHTING OUTSIDE THE OFFICE BUILDING
WE THINK IT WAS OVER A GIRL OR SOMETHING
THE BIRDS WERE SHOOED AWAY BY THE RECEPTIONIST, BUT NOT BEFORE OUR INTREPID CAMERAPHONE-WIELDING REPORTER TOOK THIS EXCITING ACTION SHOT


OMG BIRD FIGHT
"They kept flying off when I tried to take a closer shot," our man on the scene reports.

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO USE OUR COMMENTS TO BLAME THE POLITICAL PARTY YOU LIKE LEAST FOR THIS CURRENT BIRD VIOLENCE TREND

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[saint-buddha.livejournal.com]

I BLAME THE LIBERTARIANS FOR LETTING THIS BIRD FIGHT CONTINUE UNABATTED WITHOUT GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION!