YOU PROBABLY THINK THIS HAIKU IS ABOUT YOU

[spatch]

CARLY SIMON HAIKU

Some underworld spy
Your scarf, it was apricot
Clouds in my coffee

I started something new yesterday. When I get stuck on the T, I do not panic! Instead, I write haiku and text them to unsuspecting people. YOU COULD BE NEXT

edit: rather, you MIGHT COULD be next if I had remembered to charge my phone last night. Oh well I shall KEEP THEM ALL IN MY HEAD FOR NOW, IN ALL CAPS

Comments

[brinylon.livejournal.com]

I have always found deep significance in the line:
Someone left my cake out in the rain, it took so long to bake it and I'll never have the recipe again.

[marphod.livejournal.com]

I shall not be next!
Ah ha! My cell-phone lacking
Nature defeats you!

*ahem*

[asd109.livejournal.com]

That's awesome.

[gilana]

You could just send them psychically! We'll all go around listening for psychic haikus and wondering if they came from you.

[glowkitty]

Awesome.

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

Hit me!

[limax.livejournal.com]

I think there are times when I'm glad my cellphone number is not public knowledge. :P

[heathbar27.livejournal.com]

Oh, they come over IM too. Not that I would, er, know... or anything... ahem.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

Must needs receiving haiku-text! Do you have my cell phone number? If not, to whom am I sending my random comments? Besides my wife, I mean.

[dpolicar]

dude... popping caps in your head is a _bad_ plan.