YOU PROBABLY THINK THIS HAIKU IS ABOUT YOU

[spatch]

CARLY SIMON HAIKU

Some underworld spy
Your scarf, it was apricot
Clouds in my coffee

I started something new yesterday. When I get stuck on the T, I do not panic! Instead, I write haiku and text them to unsuspecting people. YOU COULD BE NEXT

edit: rather, you MIGHT COULD be next if I had remembered to charge my phone last night. Oh well I shall KEEP THEM ALL IN MY HEAD FOR NOW, IN ALL CAPS

Comments

[gilana]

You could just send them psychically! We'll all go around listening for psychic haikus and wondering if they came from you.