VOS OPINIONS ICI

[spatch]

I just know he's totally faking it, they pulled some drifter's arteriosclerotic corpse outta his Aspen vacation home, and I believe that in reality our scheister friend is sipping margaritas with HUGE GRAINS OF SALT on some beach in Belize.

But do you?

[Poll #762785]

Additional conspiracy theories can go in comments! Whee!

Comments

[heliopsis.livejournal.com]

I think he's actually dead, killed by the CIA before he could spill the beans on Bush and Cheney's involvement. They're very good at giving people "heart attacks."

[bedfull-o-books.livejournal.com]

Oooh. You're right. Wish I had thought of that....

[desultor.livejournal.com]

irresistible orgazmo reference here.

he was killed by the CIA for selling smack.... to nazis.

(and i feel guilty about being nitpicky but i can't help it.... i think you mean shyster?)