VOS OPINIONS ICI

[spatch]

I just know he's totally faking it, they pulled some drifter's arteriosclerotic corpse outta his Aspen vacation home, and I believe that in reality our scheister friend is sipping margaritas with HUGE GRAINS OF SALT on some beach in Belize.

But do you?

[Poll #762785]

Additional conspiracy theories can go in comments! Whee!

Comments

[johnnycanuck.livejournal.com]

I said "pie", and I'm standing by my statement.

[scout1222.livejournal.com]

I wish I were standing by pie right now.

[piemancer]

Tell me more about the pie.

[spatch]

All I could think of is that scene in The Simpsons where Martin plays the "My Dinner With Andre" video game.

"Thirsting for a way to name the unnameable, to express the inexpressible?"
"Ooh, tell me more!" *presses Tell Me More button*