VOS OPINIONS ICI

[spatch]

I just know he's totally faking it, they pulled some drifter's arteriosclerotic corpse outta his Aspen vacation home, and I believe that in reality our scheister friend is sipping margaritas with HUGE GRAINS OF SALT on some beach in Belize.

But do you?

[Poll #762785]

Additional conspiracy theories can go in comments! Whee!

Comments

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

As I understand it, the four top suspicions are, in order:
1. Faked own death
2. Murdered because he knew too much
3. Suicide
4. Heart attack, as reported