VOS OPINIONS ICI

[spatch]

I just know he's totally faking it, they pulled some drifter's arteriosclerotic corpse outta his Aspen vacation home, and I believe that in reality our scheister friend is sipping margaritas with HUGE GRAINS OF SALT on some beach in Belize.

But do you?

[Poll #762785]

Additional conspiracy theories can go in comments! Whee!

Comments

[platys.livejournal.com]

I want to change my answer from Afghanistan to POISONED BY DUCKS. Tikva's got it right. Those ducks are vicious.