I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME RICH.

[spatch]

I will sell fake Bluetooth headsets to crazy people, so that when they walk down the street ranting to themselves, nobody will think twice about it.

I'll make a million!



EDIT: OH NOS! SCOOPED BY ACHEWOOD!

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[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

Well, sure--when you're the only real human being in a world full of robots*, the last thing you want to do is stand out so the androids notice you.





*Real complaint by crazy person in Central Square, 2004