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I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME RICH.
Jul
.
11th
,
2006
02:50 pm
spatch
I will sell fake Bluetooth headsets to crazy people, so that when they walk down the street ranting to themselves, nobody will think twice about it.
I'll make a
million!
EDIT: OH NOS! SCOOPED BY
ACHEWOOD
!
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Date:
2006-07-11 07:51 pm (UTC)
From:
cheezdanish.livejournal.com
YOU STOLE MY IDEA, BITCH. I'MA SUING.
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Date:
2006-07-11 07:56 pm (UTC)
From:
spatch
I'M CALLING MY LAWYER RIGHT NOW ON MY CRAZYPHONE
BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP
HELLO PROFESSOR SNAPE I MEAN LAWYER PROFESSOR SNAPE I AM GLAD TO HAVE YOU ON RETAINER AS WE HAVE MUCH WORK TO DO
(no subject)
Date:
2006-07-11 07:59 pm (UTC)
From:
cheezdanish.livejournal.com
NO U
ALSO MY INTERBUTT LAWYER HAS A THICK AND GIRTHY E-PENIS
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Date:
2006-07-11 08:06 pm (UTC)
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spatch
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Date:
2006-07-11 08:37 pm (UTC)
From:
ubiquity75.livejournal.com
I love the American flag.
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Date:
2006-07-11 09:17 pm (UTC)
From:
spatch
Linda Vester loves her country. Why can't you say the same?
(no subject)
Date:
2006-07-11 09:28 pm (UTC)
From:
ubiquity75.livejournal.com
Because I am part of the problem.
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Date:
2006-07-11 10:29 pm (UTC)
From:
she-parser.livejournal.com
Merlin's balls!
Are you so incapable of retaining information that you have once again interrupted me during my jaccuzi hour?
Insufferable blog-it-all.
(no subject)
Date:
2006-07-11 10:41 pm (UTC)
From:
spatch
Merlin's balls!
We're not here to discuss your diet.
OH SNAPe
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Date:
2006-07-11 10:52 pm (UTC)
From:
she-parser.livejournal.com
Oh, how absolutely delightful.
Please accept this swirling pink Avada Kedavra heart as a token of my utter amusement.
Press the receiver close to your ear or other convenient orifice.
(no subject)
Date:
2006-07-11 11:03 pm (UTC)
From:
spatch
HURRAY
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Date: 2006-07-11 07:51 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-11 07:56 pm (UTC)BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP
HELLO PROFESSOR SNAPE I MEAN LAWYER PROFESSOR SNAPE I AM GLAD TO HAVE YOU ON RETAINER AS WE HAVE MUCH WORK TO DO
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Date: 2006-07-11 07:59 pm (UTC)ALSO MY INTERBUTT LAWYER HAS A THICK AND GIRTHY E-PENIS
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Date: 2006-07-11 08:06 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-07-11 10:29 pm (UTC)Are you so incapable of retaining information that you have once again interrupted me during my jaccuzi hour?
Insufferable blog-it-all.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-11 10:41 pm (UTC)We're not here to discuss your diet.
OH SNAPe
(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-11 10:52 pm (UTC)Please accept this swirling pink Avada Kedavra heart as a token of my utter amusement.
Press the receiver close to your ear or other convenient orifice.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-11 11:03 pm (UTC)HURRAY