Two Lines (and that's all it gets) for Lady In The Water

[spatch]

Such rank self-insertion! Why, I never knew
That the "M" in "M. Night" is short for "Mary Sue."

Comments

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

And what's wrong with Mary Sues? Hmmm?

[spatch]

HELLO MY NAME IS M. NIGHT SHYLAMAN AND MY CHARACTER IN THIS MOVIE HAS WRITTEN THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THINGS BEING WRITTEN AND I AM ALSO THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN ALL OF HOGWARTS

OH AND HERE IS A MEAN OLD MOVIE CRITIC CHARACTER WHO GETS IN THE WAY OF EVERYTHING BECAUSE HE THINKS HE KNOWS IT ALL, I SURE HOPE NOTHING BAD OR IRONIC HAPPENS TO HIM

[mschlock.livejournal.com]

ARE YOUR EYES ALSO PURPLE AND CAN YOU SHAPESHIFT AND BE SPARKLY?