THE ANCIENT CHEEZSTIX(TM)HENGE

[spatch]

Well, you have your fennel polenta groat-encrusted seared with a red wine reduction and extra virgin emulsion food porn, and me, well, I just play with my food.



THIS SHRINE WAS BUILT ENTIRELY WITHOUT THE USE OF MODERN TOOLS!

I told the waiter it really wasn't a statement on the quality of the CheezStix(TM), which were okay as far as CheezStix(TM) go, I just couldn't finish. He said he was honestly impressed.

Comments

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

"We're eating a henge, are we? FanTAStic. Lovely people, the Druids..."

[muffyjo]

And tasty, the romans had them with steak...oh, wait, I...at the stake...well, whichever. Well roasted.