THE ANCIENT CHEEZSTIX(TM)HENGE

[spatch]

Well, you have your fennel polenta groat-encrusted seared with a red wine reduction and extra virgin emulsion food porn, and me, well, I just play with my food.



THIS SHRINE WAS BUILT ENTIRELY WITHOUT THE USE OF MODERN TOOLS!

I told the waiter it really wasn't a statement on the quality of the CheezStix(TM), which were okay as far as CheezStix(TM) go, I just couldn't finish. He said he was honestly impressed.

Comments

[dskasak.livejournal.com]

It looks like it's in danger of being crushed eaten by a dwarf.

[antikythera.livejournal.com]

There is great magic in these stones cheez!

omg I miss cheezstix. Next time I have junk food money, that's what I'm getting.

[sernin.livejournal.com]

I'm amazed that a place would provide so many cheezstix that you have NINE left that you couldn't finish.

[archangelsk.livejournal.com]

This means something.

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

"We're eating a henge, are we? FanTAStic. Lovely people, the Druids..."

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

I'm reminded of the time I built a house of cards/coasters on the bar in an Outback Steakhouse, and the bartender kept giving me more coasters, and it just kept growing. I topped it with a menu card holder, then an ashtray, and the bartender told me that if it were really impressive, I'd be able to set my beer mug on top of it. Which I did--then left a big tip and walked out of the restaurant.

I'm sure it's probably still there.

But Cheesehenge? That's ART.

[quocmachinery.livejournal.com]

No one knows who they were, or what they were doing...

[amandaruth2001.livejournal.com]

Between your cheese art and your Ed Grimley, I'm a very happy person right now.

This should be a new competition at the Minnesota State Fair. They've got butter sculpture and seed mosaiac portraiture, and all the food on a stick you can shake a wooden skewer at, but nothing at all like cheesehenge.