S-CH-A-D-EN-FR-EU-DE!

[spatch]

Well, today's not a total wash at least.

NEW YORK (AP) -Yankees owner George Steinbrenner said he was "deeply disappointed" at his team's elimination in the first round of the AL playoffs, calling it a "sad failure."

Let me accurately phrase my response in MMORPG-speak.

[NYYBoss]: wtf wiped
[RedSoxSpatch]: omg cry more noob
[NYYBoss]: what a sad failure
[RedSoxSpatch]: somebody call the wahmbulance
[NYYBoss]: stfu, we sposed to win every year, we have uber gear
[RedSoxSpatch]: one sec, I'm checking the Care-O-Meter
[RedSoxSpatch]: DON'T CARE |-\----------------------| CARE

Sure, we didn't even make the playoffs this year, but that won't stop me from laughing in the face of Mr. Deep Pockets Georgie here. How'd you like buying your way to a first-round elimination? Whee hee hoo!

Comments

[manda-x.livejournal.com]

And isn't it nice that the death blow was dealt by our previously sub-sub-basement Cinder-fella Tigers, who went on a long, relaxing losing streak prior to the post-season? Then they lost the first playoff game, woke up and had a stretch, and smacked the daylights out of 'em.

[spatch]

Sleeping tigers often wake up punchy after a bit of a nap. :)