I am punching this paragraph in the face

[spatch]

From the Department of Bad Copy:

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I think I can taste metal.

Comments

[invisibelle.livejournal.com]

I'm a proofreader for advertising copywriters... I want to rampage on a regular basis because fucking professional writers can't punctuate or for fuck's sake, even conjugate verbs in the English language.

They're getting paid more than me, and they can't even manage subject-verb agreement.

I want to break things.