I am punching this paragraph in the face

[spatch]

From the Department of Bad Copy:

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I think I can taste metal.

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Keith in Minnesota

[(Anonymous)]

Now, there's a beauty of a paragraph. I love the poetry of it? And, when you, read it out loud it sounds like the best of Robert Frost and, thats why you love it so.

Arrgh!