I am punching this paragraph in the face

[spatch]

From the Department of Bad Copy:

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I think I can taste metal.

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[amandaruth2001.livejournal.com]

WHERE ARE THE EDITORS?

Seriously, who is letting this stuff go to print? It's happening everywhere.