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I waited in line, filled out the "No I am not allergic to chickens" form, and paid my eleven bucks. My arm was swabbed, then jabbed with a needle, then covered with a band-aid.

That's when I saw that the nurse had a Staples "That Was Easy" button on her desk.

"Can I hit the button?" I asked once it was all done.
"Of course!" she said.

Smack! went my hand.
THAT WAS EASY! went the button.

We shall continue to monitor the ass situation for the next 36 hours. BREAKING BULLETINS AS EVENTS WARRANT!

IM IN UR BLOODSTREAM, POISONING UR BLOOD

Date: 2006-10-25 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lixie.livejournal.com
You smacked an easy button but we're still monitoring your ass?

I'm just double checking.

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