BREAKING NEWS ON THE FLU SHOT FRONT

[spatch]

I waited in line, filled out the "No I am not allergic to chickens" form, and paid my eleven bucks. My arm was swabbed, then jabbed with a needle, then covered with a band-aid.

That's when I saw that the nurse had a Staples "That Was Easy" button on her desk.

"Can I hit the button?" I asked once it was all done.
"Of course!" she said.

Smack! went my hand.
THAT WAS EASY! went the button.

We shall continue to monitor the ass situation for the next 36 hours. BREAKING BULLETINS AS EVENTS WARRANT!

Comments

IM IN UR BLOODSTREAM, POISONING UR BLOOD

[lixie.livejournal.com]

You smacked an easy button but we're still monitoring your ass?

I'm just double checking.

[chanaleh.livejournal.com]

We shall continue to monitor the ass situation for the next 36 hours.

Let us know if you, uh, need any help with that. ;-)

[glowkitty]

I'd hit it.

[spatch]

You like have an icon for every occasion.

I am impressed.

[nobeautyqueene.livejournal.com]

Mr. Ivy and I were talking with a loan officer this AM and he had a Staples easy button too. And I suppose it was easy, for bank stuff.

But there was no ass involved.

[glowkitty]

Thank you! I try.

FWIW, I think this was the first time I was able to find a legitimate use for that particular icon, so thanks!

[minkrose]

I had to get one of those buttons. I did take the batteries out but it is very satisfying to smack it whenever I am frustrated. totally worth it.

or you can hack it and make it say whatever you like!

[cursethedark.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine has an Easy button. We got sick of it, fast.