BREAKING NEWS ON THE FLU SHOT FRONT

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I waited in line, filled out the "No I am not allergic to chickens" form, and paid my eleven bucks. My arm was swabbed, then jabbed with a needle, then covered with a band-aid.

That's when I saw that the nurse had a Staples "That Was Easy" button on her desk.

"Can I hit the button?" I asked once it was all done.
"Of course!" she said.

Smack! went my hand.
THAT WAS EASY! went the button.

We shall continue to monitor the ass situation for the next 36 hours. BREAKING BULLETINS AS EVENTS WARRANT!

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[nobeautyqueene.livejournal.com]

Mr. Ivy and I were talking with a loan officer this AM and he had a Staples easy button too. And I suppose it was easy, for bank stuff.

But there was no ass involved.