people under 23, you're just going to have to take my word on this one, it's GOLD

[spatch]

HEY!
You say you're getting tired of lettuce and tomato hamburgers in this town that don't quite make it?

Well, here's an obstensibly coked-up Jason Alexander to the rescue, touting McDonald's NEW McDLT, where the hot -- *snap snap!* -- stays hot, and the cool -- *snap snap!* -- stays cool!

Try one today with a refreshing New Coke!

Comments

[off_coloratura]

Oh. My. God.

It was such a great idea, but OH how it was mocked.

And who on earth calls them "lettuce and tomato hamburgers"?!

[glowkitty]

I dunno, around here "vegetable hamburger" is pretty commonly used to describe the same thing, except with pickles and onions as well. But any more I don't know if they mean "beef patty with vegetables on it" or "Boca burger." Given it's shit-town Iowa that I usually see the description, it's pretty safe to assume the former.