spatch

Well, this could very well be one of the greatest ideas to ever come out of the mind of a human being:

The people of Tokyo should construct a giant building shaped like Godzilla. Imagine what it would do to the city’s skyline, and to the tourism industry. People would come from all over to take pictures. His eyes could flash red so airplanes don’t hit him. There could be an observatory in his mouth so people could look out over Tokyo. One of his arms could house a bar, and the other arm a restaurant. They could serve drinks called Mothra Martinis and dishes like Grilled Gamera Steaks, with a side of Mashed Potatoes.

There's even some "artist's renditions" too. Clearly this is a dream that should become a reality.

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Would the Gamera steaks be made of turtle meat?

I dreamt up something similar when I was about ten: a huge cowshaped steakhouse, with the waiting area in the legs, the eyes an observatory, the eating in the general stomach area, and I bet you can guess where I thought the bathrooms should go.

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spatch

WE'VE BEEN EATING GA-ME-RAAAAAAA!

Your cow-shaped building reminds me of Lucy the Elephant, the famous hotel in Margate, New Jersey. Though I'm pretty sure its bathrooms are in a more, uh, genteel place.

There is a significant dearth of animal-shaped buildings in this country, and I fully support the efforts to build more.