I'm using WUH WUH WUH WINDOWS!

[spatch]

This here's a Google video of a Microsoft promotional video sent out to retailers in the late 80s to tout all the awesome new features of Windows for the 386. The Google video description says it all: "Boring until the 7 minute mark when the production is taken over by crack-smoking monkeys."

Kids, this is what cocaine did for the 80s. And perhaps Patrick Bateman targeted the wrong people.

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[redtheblue.livejournal.com]

Am I the only one that thinks they should have gotten Bruce McCulloch to play Linda? It looks exactly like an extended skit he'd write.

And is that what rap sounded like to ultra-whites in the late 80s? Those poor bastards.

[spatch]

Oh my god, you're right, Linda is one of the Kathies!

I am now in the throes of an extended gigglefit.

[redtheblue.livejournal.com]

She's Kathy K, I think. This promo's resemblance to a KITH skit is uncanny.