and now, Wincing In Sympathy Theatre presents...

[spatch]

Question: Where's the worst place to get a paper cut?
Question, Qualifier: I mean, above the waist^*?

Answer: The little fleshy part between your thumb and index finger. Ow.

Question, Rhetorical: How can something so superficial be such a pain?

Fetch forth the Bactine, Prudence! Or a Band-Aid at the very least.





* Feel free to make your own Chess jokes here about where one receives one's kicks; typing is a bitch for me right now.

Comments

*smooch*

[spatch]

So you better go back to your bars, your temples...
your massage parlors...

[sanspoof.livejournal.com]

I was gonna say,

Not much is known
Of how this superficial injury could cause so much distress
Unless one looks to useful models: sensory homonculus's giant hands.